Month: March 2016

ESSAY OF KING LEAR

Blow harder you massive piece of fog wind and let your lightning struck my bottom but also to make the thunder to be more louder and to make it blow as if it was so angry! But i have not finished make your tordanic waterspouts and make your little drops of rain on my terrible hair cut but let the steeples in the sea to go on the rusty old church but also let the weather disasters flood the forest where i am.

Let your angry lightning to struck the trees to make it split it in half so i could get splinters in my fingers but to let the splinters cut my hair to see my old white head.let the thunder to to squish me into pieces and to make me into a ball like a plastic world ball so the thunder to make me back to my own self and to crack my head open and to do it to somebody and to any living things in the world and so the trees can grow in the forest  and i have the seeds to plant the seeds so i can grow the trees.

Thunder how do you sound in real life because i want to know if i am scared of you or i am scared of you but i want to know in real life and if you do not make a sound i will make you to make a sound because i am the king of all mother nature.I want to see the movement of your tordanic water spouts and i mean it because i am the master and i can control all mother nature and any living things because i am the king of everything and i can control the world and you should do it.

 

KING LEAR’S LETTER

Dear,Cordelia I would like to apologize for what I did to you because l should of thought of what I said before I say it in front of you and the rest of the sisters I’m really sorry for what I did to you but when you get this letter I will do anything you want me to do but when I come back I will do anything but if I do not come back I would be dead if I tried to come back so if their is a funeral because I died please go to it my dear and also protect the other sisters but I have to say this but I’m sorry I banished you in front of the whole of court.

Right now I”m on a adventure to find a place to stay like in a cottage or a village or to cut down wood to make a cottage or a house but still i am very sorry and i sould be in the kingdoms prison but i ran for it and the kingdoms guards didn’t catch me but then i thought i was going to faint or i was going to die and that is why i’m doing this letter to you my lovely dear Cordelia and my other daughter’s Goneril and Regan and the thing that night i was walking in the forest  i thought i was crawling to death and i had a dream when you my dears in the kingdom.

i have found a place to stay in a old cottage but now i am cleaning the old and dusty cottage in the forest but it says on the front of the door it says BE WARNED THE OLD COTTAGE IS CURSED DO NOT ENTER!!!!!!! but i do not believe in those storys on this piece of paper on the cottage.

i have finished cleaning the cottage in the forest but i kept scratching this rash on my neck and it is really itchy and i can’t stop scratching it but i think it is the curse that is hitting me and trying to make me die in the cottage but also i just said about a minute ago i just said i do not believe that cursed story so carrying on the  thing i would like to say to all of my sisters is that would you please forgive me please and if you do i will be at the castle in two days from my cottage  but if i do not make it in two days would of been killed by the curse or just die from being to old but right now im coming home to my kingdom to meet my lovely daughters i will see you there.

yours sincerely King Lear

the final day this was a tragic accident goneril go’s for a walk in the forest but suddenly goneril kills King LEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! and now the two daughters are in the funerals father but where is little goneril.